This week we dive deep into the hidden meaning that is layered in the emerald tablet, and talk about how it has served as a guide for those in search of that most elusive of all treasures: The Philosopher’s Stone. Then, Sam goes off the deep end and yells for about 7 minutes. Then, we end the episode. Enjoy!
This week we conclude our two partner on Lunar Conspiracy with some of the most notable theories we’ve ever covered on the show. From attempting to open a channel of communication with a long dead God, to keeping the entirety of humankind under the thumb of our scaly overlords, and so much more, we present a veritable buffet of madness, in honor of that great big, lie in the sky, Moon. We hope you’ll enjoy.
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Join Sam and Jason with special guest Rob (our very good friend and mortal enemy, respectively) as we wrap up the nightmare that is, was, and will forever be Edward Walters and the Gulf Breeze UFO sightings. We begin with Ed surrendering himself to be abducted, finally decided that if you can’t shoot the spacecraft out of the sky, or shout expletives loud enough for it to hear you, ya might as well join them. Jason gives us a lesson on Manipulating Photographs, and Sam talks about the strangest thing to ever happen in Florida (and we know that’s a big claim). We hope you’ll enjoy!
This is it. After all we’ve gone through, after all we’ve done, it arrives here. The incredible story of Orfeo Angelucci, the most surprising of all accounts, a truly unique tale which takes us not only far into space and the future of mankind, but also shines a light on our civilizations long forgotten past and origins in places and times much different than our fragile, corrupted planet earth. Here we will see the clearest example of the space brothers, our elder siblings in space-time, shepherding us into the destiny we had long forgotten, to take our place among the perfect, incorruptible masters of the universe. We hope you’ll enjoy.
Check out all of Orfeo’s memoir, the Secret of the Saucers, here: http://www.labyrinthina.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/THE-SECRET-OF-THE-SAUCERS.pdf
Hello! Welcome to Part 3a of our series on the effects that ufology had on the Cold War, and that the Cold War had on ufology. This week we look at some of the first ufologists, members of an exclusive group known as Contactees, mere mortal men who were gifted the ability to save the planet, if only the planet would listen to them. Like the prophets of old, they have been rejected, reviled and mocked by the very people they came to save, and even now their messages cannot even be repeated without an air of levity and laughter. But….what if they were right? These are the stories of Daniel Fry and George Adamski, two of the four men we’ll be examining as we do our best to make sense of the Extra-Terrestrial Gospel.
Adamski’s first light formation photo
The infamous ‘lamp ufo’
The lamp ufo compared to Nazi theoretical aircraft
This week we explore two sightings during the Cold War era, foreshadowing things to come either good or bad, and one man’s lifelong quest to uncover the truth behind how humanity has survived this long, and what, exactly, our guardian angels have in mind for us next. We’ll look on both sides of the iron curtain, with tales of aliens, astronauts, and angels, as we ask the question, what exactly stopped us from blowing each other off the face of the planet? As always, we hope you’ll enjoy.
In this episode we explore the many different problems that you, our lovely listener friends, have gone through in your life. And man, some of them are intense. Some of them are funny. Most of them aren’t. We want to thank each and every person who wrote in, sharing their experience and blessing us with their stories. Also, it’s three hours long, so there’s that as well. Happy Halloween!
A Spooktober Poem, Submitted by Michael Hamilton
Life is slowly becoming a walk among the trees.
Not a mere walk, more of a shuffle along the tombstones.
The are is cold and my skin grey.
I feel a pulse but I no longer sure of who it belongs.
Is it mine, the frozen earth it’s self, or one of a love that is long gone.
Stripped and deprived of all feeling.
For I am as thin as the twigged trees.
No emotion, no connection.
No emotion, no connection.
The Layout of Britney’s House
Stephanie’s Haunted Mirror
The Westerton House where Isobel used to live
This week we cover one of the most convincing, corroborated accounts of an Extra-Terrestrial Encounter that the world has to offer. 62 witnesses, all claiming to see the same thing at the same time, verified to be telling the truth, as best they could, by one of the foremost psychoanalysts of the late 20th century. Stories of ecological doom, technological Armageddon, and specific references to other lesser known alien abductee and contactee symptoms and shared trauma. And whaddya know? Jason still doesn’t believe a word of it. But you can’t really blame him. Zimbabwe here we come!
This week we take you through the Mystery of Clapham Wood, starting with the UFO sightings that propelled it to fame within the paranormal sphere, to the alleged human sacrifices that took place at the bequests of Hecate, Ancient Goddess of Witchcraft. Fair warning, some dogs die in this one. We’re sorry for that.
Oh boy guys. This is it. Over the last year we’ve received multiple requests asking us to look into the Reptilian Conspiracy, and the theories of David Icke specifically. Today, that wish is granted, with great pain. Sam takes Jason through the theory of Reptilian Control, starting with the least crazy aspects and dialing it up as we go. On this, the first of two episodes, we’ll be taking you through the origins of the Reptilian Conspiracy theory, and examining the framework of belief that has lead millions of people into thinking literal giant lizard people are controlling everything we see and experience. Next week we will be looking at the fringier (if that’s even possible) of the theories bundled with this conspiracy, and the stuff we simply can’t explain or disprove. We hope you know how much we love you.
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The Conspiracy At Large
The image proving the Dogon Sirius Theory
The Cosmic Egg